littl_flier
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I was sure there was a thread on here where we all listed our jobs and what we do.  I can't find it so I thought I'd create a new one!
 
Now I've come out of the closet and admitted I'm an auditor, I thought we could all discuss what makes us tick and see if this explains why we all love flying in tin cans so much. 
 
 
Please give us a run down of what you do and how we all get to travel! (eg. Shano is an Engineer, Flashware is IT, Simongr- Auditor, Febs- Systems Accountant)
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			Now I've come out of the closet and admitted I'm an auditor, I thought we could all discuss what makes us tick and see if this explains why we all love flying in tin cans so much.
 
 Please give us a run down of what you do and how we all get to travel! (eg. Shano is an Engineer, Flashware is IT, Simongr- Auditor, Febs- Systems Accountant)
 
				 
						 
  
 
		 ) Hunting grounds normally take the form of offices, but may also include factories, shops, schools and hyperspace. Any place of work is a potential source of nourishment to the paper-hungry auditor. All audit teams have a leader, who runs ahead of the pack in search of an audit trail. Should he find something suspicious, for example a file that has not been organised in alphabetical order, he will begin baying to attract the attention of the rest of the pack. Once the pack have a sniff of the scent, they are released upon the unsuspecting company, and tear around the offices of the internal accounts department, hunting out similar transgressions. When they find another offending item, they will let out a charecteristic whoop of delight, and fall upon the filing cabinet, tearing the paperwork to shreds with their bare teeth in their eagerness to devour it."
 ) Hunting grounds normally take the form of offices, but may also include factories, shops, schools and hyperspace. Any place of work is a potential source of nourishment to the paper-hungry auditor. All audit teams have a leader, who runs ahead of the pack in search of an audit trail. Should he find something suspicious, for example a file that has not been organised in alphabetical order, he will begin baying to attract the attention of the rest of the pack. Once the pack have a sniff of the scent, they are released upon the unsuspecting company, and tear around the offices of the internal accounts department, hunting out similar transgressions. When they find another offending item, they will let out a charecteristic whoop of delight, and fall upon the filing cabinet, tearing the paperwork to shreds with their bare teeth in their eagerness to devour it." 
  
 
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