A bit of humour

[Major]

 

[NM]

I'm not having much luck with jobs lately:

I wasn't suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn't cut it as a barber.
I didn't have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn't a good fit for the shoe factory, even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I was fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn't see any future as a historian.

 

[straitman]

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbelievable

 

[Major]

 

[NM]

The egg farmer's financial struggles were in dire straits.

So he used his government stimulus package to re-stock his chicken coup in the hope of better future yield.

He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

 

[codash1099]

 

[NM]

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19 out of 20 for me. Note that in Queensland its "I'm not paying to cool the whole neighbourhood". Otherwise it would have been 20/20.

 

[TheRealTMA]

One for our english members.

 

[Hvr]

 

[straitman]

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.

 

[Major]

 

[Hvr]

 

[tgh]

Hvr is back !! …we have missed you..all these amateurs…..

Attempting to align with the vibe..but the

A bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle

 

[codash1099]

The other day, I spotted an albino dalmatian

It was the least I could do for him.

 

[oz_mark]

Here's Jimmy

 

[Major]

 

[NM]

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be allies ... or alloys?

 

[drron]

Bigamist - an Italian fog.

 

[straitman]

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

 

[Colin 2905]

Bigamist - an Italian fog.

Specimen - an Italian astronaut.